PCI and AGP
200-pin connectivity
56K just don't cut it no more
Want a great big pipe
Carrying 200 megabits of pure excitement
Right to my door!

Got an SUV with 6-wheel drive
With 300 horses, I'm never deprived
Infra-red sensors for climate control
Zero to warp speed, I'm ready to roll!

I'm a toy boy
Out on the fringe
He who dies with the most toys wins

Got a cellular phone with 500 names
I call up my friends to play Internet games
Digital blood without any pain
Gotta get enough points to finally land me a place in the
Online Gamer's Hall of Fame!

39 speakers in my living room
NASA complains about the sonic boom
10 foot-high screen. 20 feet wide
Strap it in tight cause its a long sweet ride!

I'm a toy boy
A little to the right
These batteries should last all night

It's going to take a lifetime
Waiting forever
Reaching for the Gold Ring
What's going to set you free?

Got a two-seater sports coupe I can almost fit in
Stop for some ice cream on the way to the gym
My satellite dish is a damn sight to see
Got a transmitter banned by the FCC

I'm a toy boy
Life is hard
I pay my taxes with my credit card!